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This story was designed to be read as an Album |
Uglacy #6 College Days
Created By:
Candi020765
Country: United States of America
Language: US English
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Created: 12.31.2005
Last Updated: 12.31.2005
Number of Entries: 112
Description:Uglacy Legacy moves on with college, voting on the heir, zombies, cheese and a New Year Party!
Family Name: Uglacy
Lot Name: Casteroff Dormitory (8 Rooms)
Categories: Comedy,Ponderings and Observations,Sims Life Stories
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
Welcome Back Uglacy Fans, and if you're not a fan hopefully you will be after this chapter, and you'll just have to go and read how this mess all started. We're now on chapter 6... my potential heirs will be going off to college, where you will get to meet Don, the secret society, grilled-cheese eating Zombie. Most people don't like to write about college, but college is fun! At least my college days were... I think, it involved a lot of alcohol. But first we have some catching up to do.
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You see, my legacy is a bit twisted, I am trying to see how ugly a sim I can get in 10 generations! And as I speak... or write, whatever... Little Samara is about to transition into teen hood... so let's get started, shall we?
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OH
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MY
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GOD!
It's like a train wreck, you want to turn away, but you just can't. Think it can't possibly get any worse? Well I just rolled romance for her! What the hell is it with me and romance and pleasure sims! UGH! The upside she just wants to be a celebrity chef. And there's college, so it'll all change... I hope.
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Which reminds me, I forgot to tell you what Rosemary rolled... come on, I know you can guess...It's Pleasure!!! And her LTW... 50 dream dates... *banging my head repeatedly against desk*
Another repeat of Jimmy and Sandy. Now I get to send the skank sisters off to college.
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See I didn't want to spend a whole lot of pictures on the whole teen scene, but Samara was out on the town and meant the perfect boy, thing, whatever, for her. I really don't know what's up with this boy, black lipstick... ewwww.
So let's catch up on the birthdays and then the girls are off to college!
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First up is Carrie Uglacy, sporting a disgusting purple ensemble, that should have come with a Playtex super duper support bra, because frankly I think gravity is doing her in. Enough said.
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Followed by Komeii, in a tailored red smoking jacket, which actually I think fits his personality, so I'm leaving it.
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And after lots of skill building and tons of scholarships, all of which was BOOOOORRRRING! The girls go off to the dorm and meet up with their Uncle Robert, who is only a Junior, and hasn't aged a whole lot. Maybe now he can actually graduate.
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"Hi everyone, welcome to the Casteroff Dorms! I'm Samara Uglacy and as you know, my sister and I are going to be competing for the heir! But you are not to pick us on our charming personalities, nor our academic performance, no, no. Remember folks this is about UGLY! Not that we are, of course. We're the hottest chicks on campus, just you wait and see!"
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"Hi everyone, welcome to the Casteroff Dorms! I'm Samara Uglacy and as you know, my sister and I are going to be competing for the heir! But you are not to pick us on our charming personalities, nor our academic performance, no, no. Remember folks this is about UGLY! Not that we are, of course. We're the hottest chicks on campus, just you wait and see!"
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"Hey you college peeping tom, you stop watching the count, eh? What I do in my coffin is my business!"
"Yeah well, you do realize it's broad daylight and you are frying like bacon while you lecture me!"
"Ahhhh, the sun, I must flee!"
Idiot.
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Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon...
Samara loves her MP3 player. Way too much! \m/
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So it's time to keep that GPA up, but what to do with a Romance sim, they don't roll wants for skill points or homework. Fortunately, I have a solution to keep Samara happy, and her grades up...
"Hi Professor Reed, um yes, I need some private tutoring. Can you meet me at the Knotty Pine Motel downtown. It's just so much quieter than the dorms..."
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"Hey professor, wanna hear something funny? My dad's Komeii Tellerman."
"Komeii, what a loser!"
"Yeah, I know!" *snickers*
That's mean, just plain mean. Only I get to make fun of Komeii.
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Slow dancing, swaying to the music... la la la...
"Um, Samara, I thought you needed me to tutor you."
"Yeah, yeah, professor, you're gonna get to tutor me alright."
"Um what..."
Geesh, for a professor, he isn't too bright, is he?
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Ewwwwwwwwww.
Man, put those lips back on your face you sickos.
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"Hey check out this old bag at the bar."
Careful Samara, she's one sim I can't control. She's evil, evil I tell ya!
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"She sure likes to suck em down, doesn't she? How much you bet I could seduce her?"
No Samara, back away from her. You don't want her to go all purse beating happy on your @$$. Trust me.
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"So when I was in college young lady, we had to take Knitting 101, and it wasn't easy, I tell you. They made us knit till our fingers were raw and bleeding..."
Actually Mrs. Crumplebottom DID talk to Samara and smile at her. Gads, I have never ever had that happen! She actually seemed to like Samara!
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"See ya later, Crumplebottom, you want a refill on that drink before I go."
"Damn right I do. It's not easy being the town prude, and now I have to deal with a motel here, and hacked beds that have the townies doing disgusting, vile things..."
That's right, I downloaded this sweet motel from Jahna1008, and it has bed from Mod Sims that well... has lots of settings... not real bad or anything, but it can give your townies ideas. Note that you can turn the hacks off... like I'm doing right now, so I'm not cheating. Every inch of that relationship with Professor dumb@$$ I earned! Or Samara earned... whatever...
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"So Samara, the difference between Osmosis and diffusion is..."
"Professor, do you really think I have you here in your underwear, in bed, to be tutored?"
"No, it's just talking scientific theories gets me so hot..."
Yeah, well um, I guess the Discovery Channel is probably an exotic experience for you... moving on... quickly...
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"Oh Professor Reed, woohooing with you is my aspiration dream!"
"Um, Samara, I have a strange feeling we're being watched..."
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Oh dear, I don't think this will end well. Guess this is the downside of motel love.
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What a weinee, Professor Reed literally started crying.
"Please don't tell the university Mrs. Crumplebottom. They'll fire me!"
"As well they should, you nasty man! Why in my day, we had to earn our grades, and Dinosaurs ruled the earth!"
I'll bet.
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Are you thinking that Rosemary must be the better sister...Well think again!
She's pleasure with a LTW to have 50 dream dates. Here she is with Remington... but it's not the Remi you think it is...
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Meet future legacy spouse of the "winning" heir. A gorgeous specimen of man isn't he? And both sisters are having a fling with him, which is probably more woohoo than this poor guy has had in any game. Or ever will again. His face is 3/4 lips and nose.
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"Hey Professor Kent, let's talk about that mid-semester final..."
"Why Rosemary, I can't resist the way you bust moves in those spectacular glasses!"
These girls have never, ever done an assignment or a term paper, and yet they carry 4.0's.
This university is filled with nothing but perverted professors.
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Later that day at the Knotty Pines Motel... or should I say Naughty Pines... Rosemary passes her final exam and then some.
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"And so Professor Kent, our plan is to change the sim world forever by overtaking it with ugly genetics. Can you imagine a sim world free of Dagmars, Meadows, and Kaylynns?"
"It's an interesting concept Miss Uglacy."
"You can call me Rosemary now."
"No one can know of our relationship, Rosemary. We have to be careful, the whole student, teacher thing..."
"Um, well than you might want to wear clothes when we go out to eat. Kind of gives it away, don't you think?"
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In the end, Professor Kent turned out to be a stalker. It's a relationship Rosemary would sooner forget.
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And this is Demi... a dorm mate, and Rosemary's sworn enemy. I have no idea why, she just hates her and anytime I turn my back, Rosemary is using her 8 body points to kick Demi's butt. Poor girl can't even go to the bathroom in peace.
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"Vo Gerbits!"
Rosemary aspires to be head cheerleader with her charming personality, and uh, good looks.
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"Hey what's your problem?! You're not like related to Demi or anything, because she deserved those last 10 attacks, I swear!"
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"Mmm, does this involve anything kinky, because I am totally into it. As long as I get a dream date out of it, I'm good."
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"Geesh, where is Samara when I need her?"
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"So Professor Kent, still stalking my sister? Well, I've been meaning to talk to you about my grade in Sim Literature 211. It's a new semester and all, and have you ever heard of the Knotty Pines Motel?"
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"Welcome Rosemary! You get to join our really cool clubhouse!"
"What is this? Some sort of Harry Potter fan club? Young Republicans? Chess club?"
"No, no, we are the secret society. And we bow only to one..."
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"The mighty Cowplant!"
My most favorite sim item ever. He looks and acts just like my Jack Russell terrier. I love cowplants more than I love my sims... isn't he cute! I just love the way they eat sims when you're not looking. Did I say love too much... ok, moving on...
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Meanwhile, back at the lagging, dragging house, It's time for Carrie to get that one lifetime wish she's been hoping for... a Golden Anniversary. The girls come over and toast their parent's marriage... well almost, Samara was too busy playing the drums to get her butt over here in time.
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Awwww, Now they are both plat, utterly boring, and useless... so let's get back to college.
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Kent, that is quite enough flowers already. Man, this guy is really creeping me out.
Actually, I really do have to keep deleting all the crap... these girls truly are the most popular hussies on campus.
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And if all of that isn't bad enough, poor Robert. He's a super nice sim with full nice points... *sighs* so he easily gets influenced to do all the girls term papers.
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"I can't take it anymore! I'm carrying a C average while they both have 4.0s and they've never even done an assignment. And my fun is so low, I'm spiraling into sim hell!"
Um, yeah, Robert, I would care... but you're a spare, and that's a spares job... to make the heir's life easier. But don't worry too much, because when you graduate...
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You'll be taking Marylena off the NPC market!
"Gosh she's hot!"
That's right, Robert, and if you were in the real world, you wouldn't have a flying flip chance for a girl like Marylena... but this is the sim world, and I call the shots.
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Like I said, it ain't the real world is it?
Oh yeah, Robert is so fine!
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Uh oh, Samara either got into the secret society, or she hacked one too many grades. Actually with Samara it could be a variety of things... but this is college so secret society is my guess.
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Did I mention what a lovely personality Rosemary has? Yeah, both girls have 3 whole nice points, guess they're not pretty inside or out.
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I step away from my computer for just a minute and come back to this! Ouch that looks painful!
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Yup, that's gotta hurt!
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"Yah, Rosemary Uglacy, let that be a lesson to you. I'm tired of taking your crap and I've been working out at the university gym. You get out of my room psycho and don't come back or I'll open up another can of whoop@$$ on you."
Good for you Demi. I won't even boolprop you because she has not let you alone since day one.
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What?! Oh no, you are so not waving at me. You're the one who thought you were all that! Leave that poor girl alone and try doing an assignment, or something constructive!
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Oh dear, small incident at the secret society, poor Samara lost her best friend Don Zion. Well only one thing to do...
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"Hey Grimmy, um any specials today on resurrecting the dead? No, well, mmm, don't want to lose any legacy points from giving up our hard-earned scholarship cash... so lets say 1,200 simoleans eh? What do you mean I'm a cheapskate Grimmy? He might be a bit different?"
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"Oh crap... uh, hi Don, good to see you, back from the realm of death and all..."
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"I feel oddly like a changed man. Ahhh, the aroma of rotting flesh and old embalming fluid, I wonder where that scent is comming from."
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"It's ok little cowplant. I should have fed you more, and maybe realized that cake hanging out of a bovine plant's mouthful of teeth wasn't a good idea."
Uh, you thinK?
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And Don insist on drinking himself...
Wierd, just plain wierd... but wait, it gets wierder..
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"ARrrrrrgh, I thought you said this would cure me!"
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"It will, it will! Just fry your head a bit longer, Don!"
Why he listened to Samara, I'll never know.
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"Cheese, I must have cheese... the warm ooey goodness calls to me."
A grilled cheese, secret-society Zombie! Yay, I have yet to see that on a legacy anywhere... my moment of triumph! I told you it was gonna get wierd!
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Ugh, not again!!!
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"Yeah, there's your can of Whoop@$$ right back at ya. Better go back to that gym, wimpy girl, cause I rule this dorm."
Well I guess I should mention that the girls are Junoirs now, and I just re-rolled the die... and guess what Rosemary is now! She went from Pleasure to Romance... UGH... are my dice weighted against me! Her LTW is Hall of Famer, at least that's doable.
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Samara, on the other hand, has best friends on the brain. Yup, she rolled Popularity with a LTW to be a captain hero...
Couldn't be knowledge... nope, that would be too easy. Now I'll have to throw parties till the cows come home.
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Poor Don is having difficulty adjusting to the constant macaroni and cheese. He needs a grilled cheese fix, and fast.
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Red Alert, Red Alert! Love Triangle on aisle 5!
Man, all these professors and romances, this was bound to happen!
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"How dare you kiss my sister, Professor Kent, Reed, Keith... whichever one you are!"
You tell em, Rosemary! Samara doesn't seem the least bit upset about this. But then, she's more interested in parties now. Speaking of which...
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"I'm having the biggest New Year Party this dorm has ever seen! It's going to be a roof raiser. I'm even having it catered!"
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Catered, eh? By a zombie serving grilled cheese. There's a party I wouldn't want to miss. *sighs*
This party goes badly, folks... I'm giving you fair warning.
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It started out alright, with Sparklers...
"Ohhh, pretty fire!"
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But then I found out first hand that Zombies with no cooking points are not who you choose to light the fireworks display. And yet he can make grilled cheese? I thought they couldn't do that with zero points.
The fireworks blew up in his face... literally.
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And Robert didn't seem to particularly like the poppers.
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I know, I'll do what I did when my college parties went bad... Bring out the booze!
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And things were picking up, Father Time even graced us with an appearance!
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But then the stinky Zombie boy came in, now Zombie's always have bad hygiene, but imagine one that just had his face blown up by a firework. He was a walking green bomb!
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No one was pleased, least of all the guests. Mutual gagging all around. Yeah, yeah, I know... should have paid more attention to the guests... blah, blah, blah.
Typical party, headmaster, wedding fiasco for me. Why did I try the whole New Year's thing? Why purely for your entertainment, because it's pretty painful for me. Click, pause, tab *curses unmentionables here* move the Zombie to the shower... ugh! Yeah, that's what it was like.
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But I did get this pretty toast to the New Year's in. And what New Year Resolutions do we have?
Robert~ "I am going to graduate as quickly as possible, marry Marylena, and never speak of Legacy Families again!"
Rosemary~ "I'm going to kick Demi's butt again just as soon as I finish this toast."
Samara~ "I'm going to get 30 best friends in the next year!"
Don, Zombie dude, ~ "I'm going to kill the macaroni-obsessed, cafeteria worker so I can serve all the Grilled Cheese I want!"
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Everyone trashes the Nanny... but I personally think cafeteria workers are the worse.
Hey look, its the Hairnets! Playing "Just Eat it, Just Eat it!"
If you haven't heard that spoof by Wierd Al on Michael Jacksons 'Just Beat it' you're missing out.
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And normally this would tick me off, for hungry dorm students need to eat... but Don, the cheese loving Zombie, enjoys whipping up his grilled cheese for everyone, so it works out well.
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Robert Graduates! Yes, I made him hang around and do unfinished assignments for Samara and Rosemary, and now finally he's free.
"Congrads Uncle, hope you have a nice life with Marylena!"
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"Yeah Robert, we are so going to miss you and all those assignments you did for us. Take care, and stay on my best friend list ok, because I just have to have 30!"
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And as if making up for all those "extra" years of youth, mother nature catches up with Robert harshly. No, I did not do this to him, this is actually what he morphed into...
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Rosemary has a new victum. She hates the zombie, and since they have about the same in nice pts., there is constant fighting!
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"Take that cheese boy!"
"Ugh, I think I one of my legs fell off!"
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Have your sims ever done anything so unexpected that it throws your storyline off?! Well, let me fill you in. Samara and Don have always been best friends, but nothing more. She was too busy woohooing professors to keep her grades up in her Romance years, and then when she became popularity, well...there were all those friends and no time for romance. While I was working with Rosemary on another professor... Don, without any help from me, goosed Samara in the kicthen and hearts went a flying. They were in love. Who was I to fight fate.
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But things can never be that simple. Who should choose now to make his appearance than Professor Kent... AKA stalker! Things are about to get ugly. Again, I'm not even clicking anything but the camera.
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And he dares to belt Samara across the face, especially when he's been "tutoring" both sisters! The creep had finally gotten on my last nerve... soooo...
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What do you say Don, want to kick some professor bootie? I eagerly reach for my mouse...
Zombies love to fight, and when given the interaction, why their little blue faces light up with happiness. He's thrilled to do my bidding for once.
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"You sicko stalker, how dare you slap the love of my life! I'm taking you down Professor Peabody!"
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Well maybe not. Professor Peabody isn't such a peabody after all.
Don't worry Don. I have something that will make you feel lots better.
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And they called it "Zombie Looove..." (Sang to Puppy love tune)
Go for it guys, she might as well have her fun before the whole legacy thing sucks her in to a miserable life of skilling and reproducing.
Aww, I really didn't expect any romance in my story... and with a zombie, kind of fits in to this mess I call a legacy.
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But someone still doesn't like him... Rosemary loathes the Zombie boyfriend with a vengeance. I can not leave her have one moment to herself or she's wailing on him. Poor guy has yet to win a fight.
"You better stay away from my sister, you stinky undead. She's a legacy gal anyway. She's either marrying the chosen spouse or a super hot NPC as a spare."
Rosemary is the meanest sim I have ever played... EVER.
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"Do you really think making me grilled cheese is going to change anything, Don?"
"Mmmf, maybe, it just makes me so happy to spread the joy that is grilled cheese."
"This is exactly why I don't want my sister dating you. You're just too wierd on too many levels."
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Rosemary continues to *cough* get around. Here she is dating someone who is just as mean as she is... Kennedy Cox.
"Ah Kennedy, here's to a new year of throwing balloons and pulling pranks on stupid townies."
"Rosemary, you're the only woman whose ever understood me."
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But Samara is a one man woman now. She adores Don, plus the little change in aspirations helped a bit. It is fitting that Samara, named after the evil little girl in "The Ring" is attracted to the undead.
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"Dad, there's something I have to tell you. Samara is dating a dead guy."
"You're kidding!"
Komeii and Rosemary love to gossip, figures.
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"Oh my gosh, you're that dead boyfriend thing my daughter is dating!"
"Uh, sir, I wanted to talk to you about Samara. We're in love, and I want to marry her..."
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"Ha, ha, ha, you're not for real, are you?! For one thing you're dead! And for another, you just aren't ugly enough. You can marry her when Anna Nicole Smith actually says something meaningful. Or Paris Hilton gets a degree in Physics. Whichever comes first!"
Poor guy. Legacy families are a bit medievel. All arranged marriages.
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Well Rosemary's big day has come. She got a degree in um... oh yeah, mathmatics, hard to believe, eh? She graduated with a 4.0, which she in no way earned, and way over 15 friends, most of which were lovers. So it's time for a graduation party, and you get to invite 2 whole people!
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"Rosemary, your dad and I are so proud of you. You and your sister are the first Uglacys to ever graduate college, and I'm already making a list of people to feed to the cowplant."
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"Sis we did it!"
"Why aren't you in your graduation gown?"
"Because I have to wait for you to have your party and get your butt out of here, so hurry up, ok?!"
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
"I can't believe it's over Dad, the years just flew by."
Maybe for you! If I hear that phone ring one more time... grrrr. I almost deleted the damn thing. These girls were way too popular!
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
Alright! Now play attention readers, cause you are going to vote on the ugliest heir. Ready?
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
Rosemary Uglacy
Aspiration: Romance
LTW: Hall of Famer
Very outgoing, active, and mean. Neat, but lazy.
Named after Rosemary's Baby. Well not actually the baby... I meant Rosemary. Ok, I'm confusing myself now.
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
Side shot.
Feels like I'm doing mug shots.
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
Ok, and now comes Samara, who got a degree in Psychology. Time for Party # 2.
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
Ahhh, one last kiss on graduation day.
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
Look block hands! No she's not like that, it's my video card, which gave me a choice... block hands or no eyes... I prefer eyes even if her hands do look like Gumby's.
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
Samara Uglacy
Aspiration: Popularity
LTW: Captain Hero
Same personality as her sister... Outgoing, active, lazy, neat, mean.
Named after Samara from "The Ring"
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
Complimentary side shot.
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Created: 12.31.2005 - Updated: 12.31.2005
And that's all folks!!!
So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to clean out my guestbook, although I love all the piffy comments you guys have made, but it's so everyone can vote! And remember, vote for the one you think will throw the ugliest babies. I also want to thank everyone at boolprop fighttheaddiction false forum for all their support, it's a cool place for legacy lovers, ck it out at www.itsallme.com.ru/sims 2 legacy. Oh and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
Welcome Back Uglacy Fans, and if you're not a fan hopefully you will be after this chapter, and you'll just have to go and read how this mess all started. We're now on chapter 6... my potential heirs will be going off to college, where you will get to meet Don, the secret society, grilled-cheese eating Zombie. Most people don't like to write about college, but college is fun! At least my college days were... I think, it involved a lot of alcohol. But first we have some catching up to do.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
You see, my legacy is a bit twisted, I am trying to see how ugly a sim I can get in 10 generations! And as I speak... or write, whatever... Little Samara is about to transition into teen hood... so let's get started, shall we?
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
OH
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
MY
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
GOD!
It's like a train wreck, you want to turn away, but you just can't. Think it can't possibly get any worse? Well I just rolled romance for her! What the hell is it with me and romance and pleasure sims! UGH! The upside she just wants to be a celebrity chef. And there's college, so it'll all change... I hope.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
Which reminds me, I forgot to tell you what Rosemary rolled... come on, I know you can guess...It's Pleasure!!! And her LTW... 50 dream dates... *banging my head repeatedly against desk*
Another repeat of Jimmy and Sandy. Now I get to send the skank sisters off to college.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
See I didn't want to spend a whole lot of pictures on the whole teen scene, but Samara was out on the town and meant the perfect boy, thing, whatever, for her. I really don't know what's up with this boy, black lipstick... ewwww.
So let's catch up on the birthdays and then the girls are off to college!
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
First up is Carrie Uglacy, sporting a disgusting purple ensemble, that should have come with a Playtex super duper support bra, because frankly I think gravity is doing her in. Enough said.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
Followed by Komeii, in a tailored red smoking jacket, which actually I think fits his personality, so I'm leaving it.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
And after lots of skill building and tons of scholarships, all of which was BOOOOORRRRING! The girls go off to the dorm and meet up with their Uncle Robert, who is only a Junior, and hasn't aged a whole lot. Maybe now he can actually graduate.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"Hi everyone, welcome to the Casteroff Dorms! I'm Samara Uglacy and as you know, my sister and I are going to be competing for the heir! But you are not to pick us on our charming personalities, nor our academic performance, no, no. Remember folks this is about UGLY! Not that we are, of course. We're the hottest chicks on campus, just you wait and see!"
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"Hi everyone, welcome to the Casteroff Dorms! I'm Samara Uglacy and as you know, my sister and I are going to be competing for the heir! But you are not to pick us on our charming personalities, nor our academic performance, no, no. Remember folks this is about UGLY! Not that we are, of course. We're the hottest chicks on campus, just you wait and see!"
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"Hey you college peeping tom, you stop watching the count, eh? What I do in my coffin is my business!"
"Yeah well, you do realize it's broad daylight and you are frying like bacon while you lecture me!"
"Ahhhh, the sun, I must flee!"
Idiot.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
Meanwhile, on the dark side of the moon...
Samara loves her MP3 player. Way too much! \m/
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
So it's time to keep that GPA up, but what to do with a Romance sim, they don't roll wants for skill points or homework. Fortunately, I have a solution to keep Samara happy, and her grades up...
"Hi Professor Reed, um yes, I need some private tutoring. Can you meet me at the Knotty Pine Motel downtown. It's just so much quieter than the dorms..."
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"Hey professor, wanna hear something funny? My dad's Komeii Tellerman."
"Komeii, what a loser!"
"Yeah, I know!" *snickers*
That's mean, just plain mean. Only I get to make fun of Komeii.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
Slow dancing, swaying to the music... la la la...
"Um, Samara, I thought you needed me to tutor you."
"Yeah, yeah, professor, you're gonna get to tutor me alright."
"Um what..."
Geesh, for a professor, he isn't too bright, is he?
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
Ewwwwwwwwww.
Man, put those lips back on your face you sickos.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"Hey check out this old bag at the bar."
Careful Samara, she's one sim I can't control. She's evil, evil I tell ya!
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"She sure likes to suck em down, doesn't she? How much you bet I could seduce her?"
No Samara, back away from her. You don't want her to go all purse beating happy on your @$$. Trust me.
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"So when I was in college young lady, we had to take Knitting 101, and it wasn't easy, I tell you. They made us knit till our fingers were raw and bleeding..."
Actually Mrs. Crumplebottom DID talk to Samara and smile at her. Gads, I have never ever had that happen! She actually seemed to like Samara!
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"See ya later, Crumplebottom, you want a refill on that drink before I go."
"Damn right I do. It's not easy being the town prude, and now I have to deal with a motel here, and hacked beds that have the townies doing disgusting, vile things..."
That's right, I downloaded this sweet motel from Jahna1008, and it has bed from Mod Sims that well... has lots of settings... not real bad or anything, but it can give your townies ideas. Note that you can turn the hacks off... like I'm doing right now, so I'm not cheating. Every inch of that relationship with Professor dumb@$$ I earned! Or Samara earned... whatever...
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"So Samara, the difference between Osmosis and diffusion is..."
"Professor, do you really think I have you here in your underwear, in bed, to be tutored?"
"No, it's just talking scientific theories gets me so hot..."
Yeah, well um, I guess the Discovery Channel is probably an exotic experience for you... moving on... quickly...
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
"Oh Professor Reed, woohooing with you is my aspiration dream!"
"Um, Samara, I have a strange feeling we're being watched..."
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Created: 12.31.2005 Updated: 12.31.2005
Oh dear, I don't think this will end well. Guess this is the downside of motel love.
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