Dreama's life seemed well, like a dream. Being the spare in the Uglacy family was a good thing. She was sent away to marry the most handsome NPC on the market... Remington Harris AKA hot male maid. She lived with unlimited money in a wonderful little home, filled with hacks to meet her every need. It was a sim's paradise.

Dreama was so happy, and everything was so perfect, and all was well... well maybe not. You see, Dreama's mother Sandy had just recently lost her husband, her aspiration were low, and there was only one thing she wanted...

And so Sandy befriended her son in law, but that is never enough for a romance sim. Sandy wanted more.

Remington! Hey it wasn't me, I swear, Sandy kept rolling the want. Remington didn't resist one bit, and it all led to this Jerry Springer moment.

Remington was riddled with guilt, here he stands over their twin sons Bo and Luke, knowing that if the secret about him and Sandy got out, that his family would be torn apart, and family sims just can't handle that. Should of thought of that when you were banging your mother in law Remmy.

Well they had been discreet, and Sandy certainly wasn't going to tell anyone. But there was one sim who knew. My most evil legacy child of date, Carrie held the cards. Look at the way she's staring at me with that all knowing look. Creepy isn't it?

But Dreama didn't have a clue. And Remington wasn't telling...

Then one day, as Dreama had went over to have some coffee with her mom, Carrie stopped her to gossip, and well sims, they just can't keep a secret, especially mean ones like Carrie. Her little face lit up with joy at the prospect of destroying her aunt's marriage.

But Dreama didn't believe her about Remington or her ladybug conspiracy! She just wouldn't hear any of it.

Ever pillow fight with the grim reaper?! No, really this is Dreama at the top of her career ladder for a hacked career called vampire slayer from Mod Sims. (And I only play this is my can-cheat families)

So anyway, you would think that Remington would be smart enough not to have an affair on someone who wears the grimster suit... well Remi was never really that smart.

He couldn't resist a kiss with Sandy in the front yard...

And all hell broke loose!

"How could you, my mother! You sick, pathetic loser!"

"Please Dreama, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. This voice kept telling me to smooch with her!"

Sure, Remington, blame it on voices... *whistling innocently.

"I will not be made a fool of! You're outta here mister. You pack up your rubber gloves and that frilly maid costume, and hit the road!"

Remington was devastated... I'm struggling with the guilt... ok it's over, passing moment.

WWWWWAaaaaaaaaaaa. "How could they do this to me?!"

You're so right, Dreama. Go tell that skank of a mother of yours off!

"Mom, how could you?! Remington's my husband!"

"Remington is your husband?"

"Don't you pull that senile old lady crap on me! You're sharp as a fox, mother. What would daddy say if he could see you now?!"

(Um, probably nothing. Jimmy and Sandy had a very open marriage, but Dreama can dream, I guess).

"Oh you're so right, Dreama. I'm a failure as a mother. I just can't say no to whoohoo. It's that voice in my head..."

WHoa, hold on there Sandy. You spun the want. This really was not my idea! Remi can blame me, but you can't!

"Mom, I can't believe you and dad are divorcing, my life is over. But look we got A's! Cheer for us, and then we can cry some more..."

Well the kids have their priorities straight.

After sending both Remington and her mom packing, Dreama was heartbroken. There, there Dreama, I have a plan to make it all better...

And his name is Robbi. The Brad Pitt of exterminators, I need to get Robbi off the market, to make room for a better selection of ugly NPC's. And so here he is, wondering why the hell we called him, cause theres not a roach in the place.

Yeah, we exterminated the vermits already, namely Remington and Sandy...

"I'm so sorry for wasting your time Robbi. Here, let me give you a big fat tip for comming out."

"Why thank you Mrs..."

"Miss, it's miss now. I'm recently divorced."

Hint, bug boy, hint!

It isn't long before Robbi and Dreama are out on the town, and Robbi likes what he sees, although, I would have thought he could lose the bug suit for a date. Kind of nasty wearing that suit out to eat, don't you think.

And they share their first kiss behind the doofy bartender. Geesh, what's up with that guy, does he actually like his job or something. Wierdo.

When not dating Robbi, Dreama spends her time knocking over Remington's garbage can. I don't blame you there, honey. What a jerk, a real piece of garbage himself.

"I have to know, was he on free will..."

Of course he was, but he's a man, Dreama. They don't really have free will... not when it comes to... ok, I better stop there. It's sounding like an Oprah man-bashin moment. After all, my husband has free will, when I let him, muhahaha.

Remington was moving on too, with an old friend from the maid service. Looks like Kaylynn, but it's her twin Tristan. Whatever, just one more npc I can take off the market.

And one day while knocking over Remington's garbage can, Dreama realizes just how much Remi has moved on. What a heart wrenching picture. Men, pffft. If you want I can cowplant the two of them, Dreama, just say the word.

Remington tries to explain... and apparently Dreama agrees that their marriage was nothing but a prison sentence, the two become friends again... sort of.

Remington remarries, and Tristan is a family sim, just like him, and they have 2 lightning bolts and are more compatible than Dreama and him. Still it's sad, isn't it, let's all take a moment to reflect..................ok , moment over.

Poor Dreama watches from the doorway, although I think it was just plain cruel of Remington to marry in front of her. Ok, maybe I clicked the archway, but he could have left Trish at the altar.

Remington reconnects with his twin boys...

While Dreama gorges herself on potato chips. Who can blame her? Eat the whole bag, Dreama, we can always have you run an obstacle course later.

"Robbi, can you come over right away. No, I don't have roaches. Well, yes, there is a point, Look Robbi, everything is not about bugs ok?!"

"Oh my dearest Robbi, I realize I too should move on now, and I have something for you."

"A giant poison-spitting cockroach from the jungles of Brazil?!"

"Uh, no, how about a shiny diamond engagement ring?"

"Well, I guess that's ok, but I really wanted the cockroach."

And so Robbi and Dreama say their "I dos..." and they too have double lightning bolts. So all ended up well, although Sandy was not invited to this wedding, but Norman and his wife Lakshmi came.

And so Dreama's life ended up differently than she expected, but happy none the less. Which should be a lesson to all of us... In fact sim rules really do apply to real life.

1. Some people are romance... you can't change them, either accept it or move on.
2. Your attitude will determine your job performance.
3. Toddlers are pains in the @$$
4. There's a Goopy in every neighborhood.
5. Never try to fix something if you don't have the skill points.
6. When someone makes you mad, kick over their garbage can or steal their gnome. You're feel
lots better.
7. And Never let someone turn off your free will!

Till next time, happy simming!