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The Uglacy Finale
Created By:
Candi020765
Country: United States of America
Language: US English
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Created: 07.01.2006
Last Updated: 07.01.2006
Number of Entries: 105
Description:The Uglacies finally hit generation 10. Will it be an ugly baby? This is it folks!
Family Name: Uglacy
Lot Name: #3 Legacy Lane
Categories: Comedy,Ponderings and Observations,Sims Life Stories
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Hi everyone and welcome back to the Uglacies, in case you don't recognize me, I'm Don the Zombie."
"And I'm Samara Uglacy."
"It seemed only fitting that we should host the final chapter of the Uglacies. A legacy whose main goal was to create as ugly an heir as it could in 10 generations. Of course, Samara here almost put the whole thing to shame, she's such a hottie."
"Oh Don." *giggles*
Ok, so if you readers are wondering what the heck took so long, my computer crashed and burned, on the final chapter no less. But I made those computer repair people transfer my hard drive just so the Uglacies would live on! Talk about a dedicated legacy writer. Those computer techs just roll their eyes when you say Sims.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"mmf, slurp, smack... are they gone yet, Don?"
Excuse me you hormonal zombies, we have a chapter to host here! Geesh, let's get this story rolling already. First of all, thanks to all you Uglacy fans out there that voted. There was 508 votes at the time that I wrote this. So lets see who got what...
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
First, there was Pennywise. He is the only all-maxis made sim in the running. He received 35 votes and a lot of people said that they would be disappointed if he didn't get the heirship... since he is the one true... no custom-made townie added here for spice. We'll get back to that.
"But what do you mean. I lost. I want to marry my one true love Simaddicted and get a motherlode of money, and a bubble blower."
Pleasure sims, gotta love em.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Next in line was Clarice. She received 124 votes. Many remarked how her chin appears to be a dangerous weapon. And since her LTW is to be a General, that should come in real handy against the enemy.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Then there was Hannibal the Cannibal.. weighing in at 123 votes.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
But the overall winner... known not only for her good looks but charming personality...
Rynne Uglacy with 226 votes. Yay Rynne!
"What, I demand a recount! How dare you people vote for me!"
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"So you think you're such a winner, huh sis! How about some noogie time!"
"Hannibal you carnival freak, you let go of me right now!"
Hannibal loves to noogie everyone... isn't that sweet?
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
So I have been considering what my fans wrote in my guestbook, and I think it is only fair that Pennywise see the whole maxis side through... so doing something totally revolutionary, and as far as I can tell, not technically against the rules... I decide to have two heirs. After all I'll just count this as one generation, and he is family.
So get a job you lazy bum... and a wife... preferably an ugly one, maxis made only. And he chooses the culinary career, his LTW to be a celebrity chef.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
As for a wife... meet Caryl... the Carmen Patch of the grocery girl world. Lovely, no? And 100% maxis made.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
So getting back to our other, more popular heir... I figured she deserved a prize for winning. So I got her a pet... a pink bat from Mod The Sims. Perfect for the young troll on the go.
"What do I need with a bat? I have to feed this flying rodent every 4 frigging hours!"
Now, now Rynne, what sim wouldn't want a rabid, disease-infested, bloodsucking pet. We will name her... Guano... which I'm sure she will make plenty of.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Yeah, this is going to be so much fun! I mean what beats cleaning up bat poo every hour or two."
I know Pinstar (who wrote the legacy rules) doesn't like hacks... but what about hacks that actually make your sims miserable. Why I think even he would approve.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
So Clarice is almost an adult, and there's only one thing to do... ship her butt off to college.
"Hey Driver, I can't wait to make all those friends at college!"
"Honey, have you looked in a mirror lately, because frankly I don't think that's going to happen for you."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Hannibal goes downtown to get a new look...
"Just a little off the side dude."
"When I am done with you, you will look like a work of art."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Oh dear...that did not go so well."
"What, what? Do I look like a work of art yet or what?"
"Uh, you could say that..."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"So Pennywise, did you hear about that hairdresser? They found parts of him all over town. But they think someone ate his brain."
"Umf, gobble, gulp, man this chili is delicious, Simaddicted. What were you saying?"
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Hannibal with a big pair of shears... now that's downright scary. I moved him out soon after this. It's time to work on generation 10. Besides, Hannibal needed to move out, get a basement for the bodies, that sort of thing.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"So the fans didn't think it was right mom, me being a maxis made, pure blood sim. That's why I'm going to stay here and get married, raise an ugly baby of my own."
"What... Pennywise, you want to stay... to live here... what do I look like? Gilbert Jacquet's old granny mom? Living with your mom when you're a grown man is for losers."
"Well technically I did lose mom."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Oh look, Tuesday night poker at Simaddicted's house. And nurse me is there.
"Say Pennywise, is there something different about Simaddicted?"
"Uh, no, I don't think so. Maybe she's got a new haircut."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Although Pennywise's heart remains with Simaddicted... he knows what he must do.
"So um, will you marry me, Carla?'
"It's Caryl... Pennywise... Caryl. Do you even know my last name?"
"Uh, uh..."
Yeah, I'd help you Pennywise, but I don't know it either.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Look at the beautiful ring your son just gave me, Sidney!"
"That's nice. Now if you would stop shoving it through my arm, I'd appreciate it Carol."
"Caryl, lady, it's Caryl!"
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Meanwhile, Eric goes senile, talking only to his pet bricks. His days are numbered... anytime now... anytime. Soon, very soon. Lalalala. Waaiting... must keep crazy old man platinum.
Die already!!! Geesh! What does it take to get a platinum, grilled cheese grave anyway. And there is no way I will go for 200 grilled cheeses again, talk about painful.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Oh you even brought me an itsy bitsy umbrella for my little brick friend."
"Uh, yeah right you nutcase. Now lets get a move on, I got a date with Crumplebottom at 7."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"This pink, crappy bat bit my finger! It bit my finger and plummeted my social to zip, nada, zero!"
Ok, so the bat has some drawbacks, but I'm desperate for pets. (Hint, hint, maxis!) Besides, seeing it bite Rynne is kind of amusing.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Um boys, not that I mind you repairing the tub and cleaning up, but there is this thing called personal space. Can't an old lady pee in peace, is that too much to ask?"
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"I love it!"
"Really, because I thought you looked like a transvestite clown."
"Say, where's that other guy... you know Dave. I loved the way he did my make-up."
"He disappeared mysteriously. Probably ran off with the shampoo guy."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And the Annual Clown convention hits town.
Its a clown duel... choose your weapons... squirt guns? Balloons? Unicycle racing perharps?
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
How many homeworks does that make now, huh Rynne?!
"Uh, three, but I can't do them right now, my fun is so low. I need to go 'blow some bubbles'."
Yeah, that SO much more important than education.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Duuude, these bubbles rock!"
"Man, do you think these will stunt our growth, make us completly unmotivated, fry our last braincell?"
"Wow, that's deep, troll girl. We have a brain cell?"
Yeah, between the two of you, I'm sure you do.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
The Bride begans to doubt herself... "What are you doing Caryl, you're marrying a man who doesn't even know your name. And then there's the rumors about him getting that simself girl pregnant. Surely that's just gossip, legacy sims do not mix with those simself trash."
Yeah, sure, I have pictures and pictures of the Uglacies to prove otherwise. You're in Denile, baby, and I ain't talking a river in Egypt.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Where's the champagne?"
Don, I am not putting the champagne out until after the wedding... I've made that mistake too many times.
"Spoil sport."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"If only she had worn her grocery outfit with that veil, she would be so much hotter."
"What sweetie."
"Uh nothing, nothing at all, Callie."
"Caryl, it's Caryl!"
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Say baby, what are you doing after the wedding?"
"Buzz off Santa Boy."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Pennywise, how could you?! I'm pregnant with your clown baby, and you go off and marry someone else. You promised me you would be a spare, and we would be together!"
"Honey pumpkin, you know it's you I love. I don't even have a lightning bolt for Casey over there."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Oh great, I knew it, the gossip is true! You've been convorting with simselfs! My mother always told me not to trust a clown!"
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Terrific, what have I done."
"I swear Caren, I barely know the girl."
"It's Caryl, you moron!"
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Another Uglacy wedding as usual. Can we get the champagne now... or I will be forced to steal the gnome again."
Sure, Don, sure... and to spite the troubled newlyweds, the party was a Roof Raiser!!!
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
After that fiasco, I almost thought I had a run-away bride... in her underwear no less. Turned out she was just making a bee line to the limo.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"So did you hear about your brother, Rynne. He was cheating on his fiance' with some simself, and he knocked her up."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Oh you're a fine one to talk mother! You keep sleeping around with that troll guy, who is not my dad, and therefore has plummeted our relationship far into the negatives."
"Pennywise, that troll guy is my husband. I stopped seeing your dad years ago."
"Excuses, excuses."
Really, how long does a sim hold on to his mother being with his biological father, cause it's getting old.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Son, you really need to get some therapy from a sim shrink or something. You're a grown man, for goodness sakes. I've been married to Bob for years now."
"There's nothing wrong with me, mother."
"Sure Pennywise, and stay the hell out of my lipstick. It's not your shade."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
So no Uglacy chapter would be complete with a trip to Goopy's Car Emporium. But I soon learned that Rynne was not cut out to be a salesperson. Here's what really happened when RageMaiden came down to the lot... Rynne's first customer.
"So I was interested in a colorful mini-van. Do you guys have anything like that."
"Sure, sure we do. Follow me."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Well it is a nice van, but you know, it's a bit high, a little out of my budget."
When I saw Rynne's face, I just thought, hey, it's Rynn. She always looks mad, but then she did something I have never witnessed in OFB.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"How dare you waste my time lady?! Whadda you mean you're not gonna' buy?! Well I could be blowing bubbles right now, but nooo, I'm down here trying to sell you a van and you have the nerve to tell me no!" She went off on RageMaiden.
"I'm sorry, little troll girl, I'll be leaving now..."
"Yeah, you do that you car-customer tease!"
Ok, uh, maybe the car lot isn't such a good idea for Rynne. Sorry about that Rage.. Hope you won't dock our business down to a 9. *glares at Rynne*
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And of all the simselfs I have ever played... Rynne is the most concieted. In fact her favorite topic of discussion is... Rynne.
"So I'm like smarter, and better, and more original than any of you townie sims."
"Why yes... yes, you are one fine troll girl. I can feel the magic between us."
"Well I can't so get lost whatever your name is."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"So you know Lozzie, it's all about me, because I'm all that and a bag of chips too."
Lozzie225 (writes the Matchins Legacy) dropped by after school. Something I think she soon regretted.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Man, I am so sick of hearing this girl talk about herself. What a self-centered witch."
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"And so when I grow up, I am going to be one fine troll."
"Wow, you are! Can we hang out and blow some bubbles together?"
"Uh, no, common boy who doesn't matter. I don't share my bubbles with just anyone, you know."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
While Rynne does not seem to play well with others, she does have a strong attraction for one sim boy... KJPC14. What is it about Uglacies and simselfs, I don't know, but honestly people, I don't make this stuff up.
"So I drink a little of this, and he'll find me irresistable?"
Luv potion on top of lightning bolts... I have been playing romance and pleasure sims way too long.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Ok, KJ, I'm going to kiss you now, and if you reject me, I'll kill you, kapeesh?"
"Uh, uh, ok."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
The joys of being downloaded in my neighborhood. Just think KJ, that memory will be cemented into your simselfs panel forever. What I have to do to make the Uglacies happy. Downloading poor little simselfs and offering them up like sacrificial lambs.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Whoa! That honeymoon was a success!"
It shocked me when Caryl, a popularity sim, rolled a want for a baby, but then again, I think she wants to one up Simaddicted.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Yes, Pennywise... that is where you get food from... the refrigerator.
No one is starving you, you idiot.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
So Tarakish (AKA Angel Of Geeks), Pennywise, and Simaddicted, and sim me were all at our regular Tuesday night poker game, over at Simaddicted's house. I had to leave early... with my full time job at the asylum, and missed all the excitement.
"So Simaddicted, are you in or out?"
"Arrrgh, the pain... I think the baby is comming!"
"I guess that means you fold. What do you got Pennywise? Tara needs a new pair of shoes."
Sims... such a compassionate lot.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Look Pennywise, I just had a little boy... your son!"
"Yeah, that's nice. But you don't care about my mood enough, and I gotta go."
What?!!! Frickin, frackin male clown! He leaves in the middle of his girlfriend giving birth!
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Well it was a good thing Tara was there, because Simaddicted just had to have twins. Thanks a lot, it's not like I get extra points if the "legacy sims" have twins in the 10th generation. But oh no, you just had to hog that glory, Simaddicted!!!
"Aww, look, they have their daddy's buggy eyes. I am going to name them Mitch and Morgana."
So the question is will Simaddicted's simself genes over rule 9 generations of Uglacies... well Im not telling you will just have to read on.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Meanwhile, Pennywise's wife Caryl sucks down coffee like there is no tommorrow. You know all that caffeine isn't good for a baby.
"So did you hear about that little simself tramp, huh. She's trying to up me by having not one, but two babies! Well I will show her, my baby will be uglier, mark my words!"
A duel of the ugly babies... let the challenge begin.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Arrrrgh, &$#@@@!$#@*^... and furthermore !*&@#%$!!!"
"Man, how long does this take, I'm so bored. I want to get back to the football game."
Yeah, Pennywise is probably the worst dad I've had... well maybe Gage had him beat, but it's a close call.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And meet Aiden Uglacy... named for the little, wierdo boy on "The Ring". And he too has the bug-eye look, that's three for three... Pennywise is leaving his mark all over town.
"My son is going to show you, show you all that nothing beats a maxis-made ugly sim!"
We shall see, Caryl.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Unlike most popularity sims, Caryl shows a maternal side, even having rolled the want to have a baby.
"Well you don't have to worry about me cause there's no way in hell that I'll ever roll that want!"
We know, Rynne, we know.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Now I have often given Sidney a bad rap, but really she is one of the smartest Uglacies to date. She doesn't stomp on cockroaches, if left to her own devices she will pull out a can of Raid and go to town. She still gets the flu tho, but never the less, I am impressed. Pennywise and Caryl were in the house crying and traumatized... and Rynne, eh, she didn't give a crap. All Rynne ever wants to do is blow bubbles and date.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Have you been hurt by a senseless driver through no fault of your own? This poor, innocent clown was only trying to get out of the car when the driver, who we suspect had been bubble blowing, hit the gas and caught his clown shoe in the door. She dragged him twenty blocks before she realized that was the shrill sound of clown cries, and not her brakes squealing. Worse yet, it is rumored she also pilots helicopters.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Hotdog anyone... *snicker* Would you like to supersize that?
"Shut up... I hate this, this so ruins my pleasure persona."
Well yeah, but your LTW is to be a professional party guest, and you have to start somewhere.... you know, build up those connections at the local Weinersnitzel.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Besides, Rynne gets her fun in... with Ricky Cormier... an easy townie he ranks right up there with Meadow for desperate sim dating.
And if you ever grow Ricky up... he's fugly. I made that mistake once.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And meet Catfish Man, another sim I added to the townie pool. He just reminded me of a catfish... creepy looking in the face. He and Rynne really hit it off, but he refuses to date minors and so they just go on outings for coffee.
"So can't we make out, just a little Catfish?"
"No can do, Rynne, but when you're of age, give me a call. I'll show you spawning up stream like you've never seen."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
It's birthday time for Aiden, and doesn't Pennywise look so thrilled. Hey, it's a kid's birthday party, you're a clown! We want to see some clown action, some balloon animals perharps...a dancing monkey?
"Shove off, I'm not that kind of clown."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
I guess seeing monkies isn't totally out of the question after all. Yup, this kid's an Uglacy.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Don does not particularly like clowns, not that I blame him. He and Pennywise are not chummy.
"You're a freakin clown... and I don't want to hear about your party escapades, you wanna-be Bozo."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Rynne on the other hand, I think she is one of his favorite grand-daughters, they joke and prank... and generally buddy up at every party.
"So here's the deal Rynne, we personable sims have to stick together. We are, after all, the salt of the legacy family. We have to carry the weight for those dull, wallpaper sims."
"You're not talking real responsibility here, are you Grandpa Don, because frankly, I'm a pleasure sim, and I don't do responsibility."
"Ha, don't be silly, sweetie, the more you misbehave, the better people like it. Irresponsibility is a gift."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Sidney has to rank as the best, yes best Uglacy parent ever. And to spite romance, she rolls the wants now to teach her grandson to talk, walk, and potty train! Which is good, because the parents have yet to roll a single want for him, in fact I don't even think Pennywise knows this is his kid.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Dear Lord, I have seen that lightbulb hat on at least a dozen sims, and I have to say... you give it a whole new level, Pennywise.
The hair, the hat... he looks like some horrible rendition of a super hero gone hideously wrong. It has just occurred to me that he looks like the Joker off Batman... on a really bad make-up day.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Who dresses a 2 year old in a tux... really Maxis?!
So little Aiden plays with the really cool toy I downloaded from... uh, somewhere... but whoever made it... it's really cool. Sorry I'm such a terrible credit giver. You know when I download for the sims... it's not pretty. Sort of like a crazed shopaholic. Many people in my guestbook ask me, how do you download, how do you boolprop, how do you add townies, and to them I say... are you crazy for asking me... I suck at technical answers. But do what I do... go to your friendly BBS. And search with a mission... it's how I look like I know what I'm doing.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Alright Rynne, let's blow those candles out and pop out generation 10!!!
"What? I expect at least 5 first dates!"
Ha, ha... yeah, right.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"So what do you think?"
I think you better be leery of flying houses and little girls named Dorothy.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Slurp, mmf, Catfish Man, I'm so glad you came to my party!"
"Hmmf, this feels wierd, I was just on a date with her, and now I'm just her best friend, and she's making out with this wierd dude in front of me."
Yeah, Alvin, you were just her ticket to a platinum birthday... now eat some cake and get lost. Rynne has other fish to fry... literally.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Whose grandma's precious boy, who?"
I had to throw this in... just so everyone could see what a 'cute' toddler Aiden is. By the way, Neonhorns got some really ugly kids in her new legacy... sad part is she wasn't trying for them. But wait, do you think Simaddicted's illegimate kids fared better?
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Poor Mitch... he looks like Pong with a really tight ponytail.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And Morgana didn't get away from the ugly stick either, in fact I think it was more like an ugly baseball bat.
So far three kiddos... and none of them are disappointments. Well, at least not in this legacy!
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
So let's grow my little DNA project up and see what we have. Don't my guests just look thrilled to be here and witness this historic event?
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And sporting a really bad haircut, and face... poor kid's got nothing going for him, Aiden continues to prove himself a true Uglacy.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Rynne, meanwhile, waste no time, and actually rolls the want to get engaged!
"My little bottom dweller, come live with me under the sea!"
"Um, catfish are freshwater."
"Ok, live with me in the pool. Or hot tub, your choice."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And so the final Uglacy wedding takes place, my little Rynne is all grown up.
"You know what this means, Catfish?"
"That we will be companions till the end of time?"
"Well, um that too, but I was thinking it's woohoo time!"
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
So all the Uglacies are here to join in the festivities, and the champagne isn't on the table two seconds and guess whose got it.
Don... my champagne guzzling, grilled cheese life of the party. Guarenteed to roof raise any legacy party. I should rent him out.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"So here we are, the final Uglacy wedding, and I want to toast the bride and groom, and wish them as much happiness as Samara and I have had. Now suck it up people cause I have about 10 more standard toasts to go."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Um gee, Grandpa Don, you kind of interrupted us... but thanks for the toast."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Dear Lord, you kids are already consumating! Have you no class, you at least wait till the wedding guests have eaten all your food and downed all your booze."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Wait a flippin second, the champagne bottle is gone!"
Yup, this is really the look he gave me when I deleted it. I think he needs a 12 step program. But I had to do it, everyone's bladder was in the red. Don seriously toasted about 7 times.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Soon after the wedding, Bob the Biker Troll transitions into elderhood. He was none too happy with Maxis's lack of elderly leather wear.
"You know, not everyone wants to age up like Mr. Rodgers!"
I agree with you Bob, 100%.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And Sidney has always had problems with her social bar, so finally the social bunny graces the Uglacies with an appearance. So I thought, can a sim woohoo the social bunny, and how cool would that be. Sidney even pulled out the old love potion.
"Gads, tell me grandma is not going to woohoo the social bunny! Do you know how many years of therapy I'm going to need?"
It's ok, Aiden, it didn't work.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
But it wasn't from Sidney's lack of effort.
"So Mr. Bunny, you poor thing, your back is in knots. It must be a tough job, hopping from lot to lot, cheering up lonely sims. Say, how about a little make-out session?"
"Um, lady, I don't even have that option, Thank God. I am a social professional, not bunny for hire."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Poor Sidney, I finally put her on a date with Bob to get her aspirations up and looks who pops in to ruin the whole scene.
"See this Sidney Uglacy, these are the sands of your life, and after all, what are we but Dust in the Wind? And your time is up cupcake."
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Oh yeah, buster, we'll see about that! I'm going to cram these sands of time right up your bony @$$!"
"Lady, knock it off! It's nothing personal."
"I'll show you personal, you maggot bag, ruin my dream date will you?!"
The Grimster really should have waited till I got Sidney's aspirations up. Jerk.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"This sucks."
Don't worry Sid, its almost over and I'll be bringing all you sims back soon. Think of it as a mini vacation.
Sidney Uglacy Romance sim, LTW for 20 lovers... didn't happen. Career: Car Sales Badges: Gold-Sales, Silver-restocking, and Bronze-cash register. Spouse: Bob The Biker Troll Children: Michael, Christine, Annie, Pennywise, Clarice, Hannibal, and Rynne.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Our date was horrible, I'm never dating you again!"
Uh, Bob, I think you missed the whole point. But yeah, you could say that.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Hey there, I know my mom just died, but you know the circle of life and all that crap!"
Oh hey, here comes our final heir!
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Wow! I think this kiddo is going to be interesting. It's a boy, and I named him Victor... after Victor Frankenstein, and because I kind of think of him as my little creation.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
So ok kids, now that everyone is here, time for some boolprop action! Yay, the days of no cheats are officially at an end. First up Aiden Uglacy, the all maxis, 100% this is what you get with no help ugly...
Child
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Teen... He rolls knowledge.
Spiffy, no?
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Adult.
Well done maxis. I have just proved what 10 generations of Sandy Bruty, Komei Tellerman, and Carmen Patch, with a touch of alien... can do.
His personality- He's an outgoing, lazy, mean Leo. 7/9/2/6/3.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"Sidney, what the hell? Where's the green skin?"
Bob seems a bit miffed, I think he wanted to see his grandson carry on the troll gene. Now fasten your seatbelt, cause I have a whole lot of ugly comming at ya!
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
Dear God.
Toddler Victor.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And it gets no better...
Child Victor.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
ARggggh!!! He really does look like Frankenstein!
Teen Victor, who rolls fortune.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And *cringes* Adult Victor.
Is he ugly enough? Oh yeah. His personality-An outgoing, nice, active Pisces. 5/9/7/4/10.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
And as if knowing that the time for celebration had come, Rynne and Pennywise bust into a bout of pillow fighting. So heres the final legacy score: Generations achieved- 10 Extreme founder-2 Family Net worth 364,789- 4 Family friends(6)- 2 Impossible wants-4 Scholarships- 2 Summa Cum Laude- 3 15 friends/grad.- 1 Net worth 20,000/grad.- 3 Sim enter/grad as vampire-1 Free roaming ghosts- 4 Ghost types- 5 Platinum graves (all)- 2 Alien births- 1 Black sheep- 1 Elixirs- 5 No Elixir used but cowplant- 3 Resurrecting townies at 10,000- 4 Shrink Visits- -1 Visitors death(5)- -10 All Career rewards- 1 NPC's (5)- 5
Grand Total is 52. Probably I suck level... but hey, I tried.
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Created: 07.01.2006 - Updated: 07.01.2006
"But wait, you need to tell them about my party!"
Oh yeah, well I just couldn't resist, so I had a final party for the Uglacies at Don's house, complete with his chili... and I videotaped it so all you Uglacy fans could see the Uglacies in action! And let's just say I brought back some old friends for the celebration. So if you dare, go to the movie portion of my sim page, and download the clip... and remember give it time to download. Thank you Shoo Flee, Boolprop.com forums, and most of all, you fans who made the Uglacies famous. Remember to keep on simming!!! Now I'm off to party with Don... adios!
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"Hi everyone and welcome back to the Uglacies, in case you don't recognize me, I'm Don the Zombie."
"And I'm Samara Uglacy."
"It seemed only fitting that we should host the final chapter of the Uglacies. A legacy whose main goal was to create as ugly an heir as it could in 10 generations. Of course, Samara here almost put the whole thing to shame, she's such a hottie."
"Oh Don." *giggles*
Ok, so if you readers are wondering what the heck took so long, my computer crashed and burned, on the final chapter no less. But I made those computer repair people transfer my hard drive just so the Uglacies would live on! Talk about a dedicated legacy writer. Those computer techs just roll their eyes when you say Sims.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"mmf, slurp, smack... are they gone yet, Don?"
Excuse me you hormonal zombies, we have a chapter to host here! Geesh, let's get this story rolling already. First of all, thanks to all you Uglacy fans out there that voted. There was 508 votes at the time that I wrote this. So lets see who got what...
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
First, there was Pennywise. He is the only all-maxis made sim in the running. He received 35 votes and a lot of people said that they would be disappointed if he didn't get the heirship... since he is the one true... no custom-made townie added here for spice. We'll get back to that.
"But what do you mean. I lost. I want to marry my one true love Simaddicted and get a motherlode of money, and a bubble blower."
Pleasure sims, gotta love em.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
Next in line was Clarice. She received 124 votes. Many remarked how her chin appears to be a dangerous weapon. And since her LTW is to be a General, that should come in real handy against the enemy.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
Then there was Hannibal the Cannibal.. weighing in at 123 votes.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
But the overall winner... known not only for her good looks but charming personality...
Rynne Uglacy with 226 votes. Yay Rynne!
"What, I demand a recount! How dare you people vote for me!"
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"So you think you're such a winner, huh sis! How about some noogie time!"
"Hannibal you carnival freak, you let go of me right now!"
Hannibal loves to noogie everyone... isn't that sweet?
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
So I have been considering what my fans wrote in my guestbook, and I think it is only fair that Pennywise see the whole maxis side through... so doing something totally revolutionary, and as far as I can tell, not technically against the rules... I decide to have two heirs. After all I'll just count this as one generation, and he is family.
So get a job you lazy bum... and a wife... preferably an ugly one, maxis made only. And he chooses the culinary career, his LTW to be a celebrity chef.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
As for a wife... meet Caryl... the Carmen Patch of the grocery girl world. Lovely, no? And 100% maxis made.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
So getting back to our other, more popular heir... I figured she deserved a prize for winning. So I got her a pet... a pink bat from Mod The Sims. Perfect for the young troll on the go.
"What do I need with a bat? I have to feed this flying rodent every 4 frigging hours!"
Now, now Rynne, what sim wouldn't want a rabid, disease-infested, bloodsucking pet. We will name her... Guano... which I'm sure she will make plenty of.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"Yeah, this is going to be so much fun! I mean what beats cleaning up bat poo every hour or two."
I know Pinstar (who wrote the legacy rules) doesn't like hacks... but what about hacks that actually make your sims miserable. Why I think even he would approve.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
So Clarice is almost an adult, and there's only one thing to do... ship her butt off to college.
"Hey Driver, I can't wait to make all those friends at college!"
"Honey, have you looked in a mirror lately, because frankly I don't think that's going to happen for you."
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
Hannibal goes downtown to get a new look...
"Just a little off the side dude."
"When I am done with you, you will look like a work of art."
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"Oh dear...that did not go so well."
"What, what? Do I look like a work of art yet or what?"
"Uh, you could say that..."
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"So Pennywise, did you hear about that hairdresser? They found parts of him all over town. But they think someone ate his brain."
"Umf, gobble, gulp, man this chili is delicious, Simaddicted. What were you saying?"
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
Hannibal with a big pair of shears... now that's downright scary. I moved him out soon after this. It's time to work on generation 10. Besides, Hannibal needed to move out, get a basement for the bodies, that sort of thing.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"So the fans didn't think it was right mom, me being a maxis made, pure blood sim. That's why I'm going to stay here and get married, raise an ugly baby of my own."
"What... Pennywise, you want to stay... to live here... what do I look like? Gilbert Jacquet's old granny mom? Living with your mom when you're a grown man is for losers."
"Well technically I did lose mom."
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
Oh look, Tuesday night poker at Simaddicted's house. And nurse me is there.
"Say Pennywise, is there something different about Simaddicted?"
"Uh, no, I don't think so. Maybe she's got a new haircut."
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
Although Pennywise's heart remains with Simaddicted... he knows what he must do.
"So um, will you marry me, Carla?'
"It's Caryl... Pennywise... Caryl. Do you even know my last name?"
"Uh, uh..."
Yeah, I'd help you Pennywise, but I don't know it either.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"Look at the beautiful ring your son just gave me, Sidney!"
"That's nice. Now if you would stop shoving it through my arm, I'd appreciate it Carol."
"Caryl, lady, it's Caryl!"
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
Meanwhile, Eric goes senile, talking only to his pet bricks. His days are numbered... anytime now... anytime. Soon, very soon. Lalalala. Waaiting... must keep crazy old man platinum.
Die already!!! Geesh! What does it take to get a platinum, grilled cheese grave anyway. And there is no way I will go for 200 grilled cheeses again, talk about painful.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"Oh you even brought me an itsy bitsy umbrella for my little brick friend."
"Uh, yeah right you nutcase. Now lets get a move on, I got a date with Crumplebottom at 7."
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"This pink, crappy bat bit my finger! It bit my finger and plummeted my social to zip, nada, zero!"
Ok, so the bat has some drawbacks, but I'm desperate for pets. (Hint, hint, maxis!) Besides, seeing it bite Rynne is kind of amusing.
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"Um boys, not that I mind you repairing the tub and cleaning up, but there is this thing called personal space. Can't an old lady pee in peace, is that too much to ask?"
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Created: 07.01.2006 Updated: 07.01.2006
"I love it!"
"Really, because I thought you looked like a transvestite clown."
"Say, where's that other guy... you know Dave. I loved the way he did my make-up."
"He disappeared mysteriously. Probably ran off with the shampoo guy."
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