Many of you have asked me for an Uglacy Family Tree, and this will give a quickie recap as to where we are thus far. It all started with Jimmy Uglacy, my founder. Jimmy was a handsome enough sim, but I never played very well with others in school, and so I decided to be different then most legacies. I wanted to see how ugly of a sim I could get in 10 generations by using townies and NPC's that everyone else avoided like the plague. I never knew it would actually catch on.

The first spouse I just had to have in my legacy was Sandy Bruty. I had no idea she was a romance sim, nice one Maxis!!! And a want for 20 lovers... also a nice touch that I was unable to fullfill, but Sandy and Jimmy had a happy life. Although their marriage was very open ended with him being pleasure and her being romance. They were the craziest couple I ever played.

They had 2 children, Norman and Dreama Uglacy... but Dreama was somewhat pretty so she was designated to spare. Norman had a lopsided face, and so he became the "chosen" one.

Norman married this... Lakshmi the coffee girl. She looks like she ground those beans with her face.

Lakshmi and Norman had 3 children, first there was Robert. I always thought Robert was cute in a nerdie way.

And then there were the terror twins... Damien and Carrie, both of whom were mean, but Carrie was the meanest. I think she had like 2 nice points. She was meaner then any Uglacy thus far and so I just had to make her the little heiress.

Carrie grew up and married the second townie I just had to add... Komei Tellerman, whose name I misspelled throughout my story with two i's... a reader pointed that out to me. Um, oh well. Sorry Komeii... I mean Komei. Apparently he enjoyed chewing his tux instead of the cake on the wedding day. This is what happens when you try to make primates behave in public.

First they had Rosemary, of all my sims Rosemary was destined to be the meanest... she fought everyone, and I knew she was destined for greatness when, without any prompting from me, she put Marsha Bruening in tears. That was a proud day for me.

And not long after they had this precious little girl... Samara, named after Samara from "The Ring" and she had a love of telephones. She has like one nice point, and I totally adored her. The Uglacies were not just becomming uglier, they were becomming meaner.

The girls went off to college, and here is where Samara meant Don Zion... a sim that would define the Uglacy Legacy forever, although at the time, I just thought he was some boring dormie. This is the only "human" picture I have of him.

Don had a little "incident" at the secret society, and I thought, hey wouldn't it be cool to have a zombie as the placeholder for the dorm? And then I thought, hey wouldn't it even be cooler if he was a grilled cheese aspiration? And thus was born Don, the grilled-cheese, secret society zombie, who was suppose to be a place holder, only Don had other plans.

Don and Samara fell in love... with absolutely no help from me. I was busily conducting other sim business when Don decided on his own to goose Samara in the kitchen, and the hearts went a flying. I heard that heart-flying music and had no idea what the hell was going on, till I found the two of them flirting away. And so, I thought I would humor their little fling, but the more I played Don, the more I liked him. He gave a whole new meaning to autonomy.

Not everyone was happy about the romance tho, Rosemary, Samara's older sister hated Don. Anytime she got the chance she was kicking his butt. She was enemies with half the dorm. I had a vote for heir, and it was close, but Samara won, and that left me in a dilemma.

I had chosen this sim, Remington, to father the next Uglacy, and I was going to marry Samara to him, they even got engaged.

I had a little engagement party for them, and invited Don, and all night he and Samara gossiped and told jokes, they were two sims that really did want to be together, and I decided that something must be done. She was already pregnant with Remington's baby... so...

Remington was out... and Don was in! Being that he was a zombie, I couldn't ever get an heir from him, and besides, Don really isn't ugly, but at least he and Samara could be together. Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm not really as nasty to my sims as I seem.

And from Samara's and Remington's one night stand came Gage Uglacy, who made Don Lothario look like a choir boy. He rolled more wants for simselfs then I could even list here. I use to look at Gage's want panel just for amusement. It always consisted of different women and lots of romance interactions he would like to have. He especially liked Mythmil, Hiddenunderabed, and Dor's simselfs. And HurriKaty, ImaginingMystic, and Koko150, and me... shudders... you get the picture. Gage loved the ladies.

Too bad he didn't really care for his wife, the notorious Carmen Patch. I knew there were problems when he didn't even want to kiss her. I mean Gage wanted to kiss everyone for goodness sakes!

However, Gage and Carmen were able to produce one daughter... Regan Uglacy. And although she was ugly in her own right she lost the heirship...

To her sister Queenie, a little gift that Gage brought home from his intragalatic vacation. Carmen Patch genes versus aliens so to speak, only I wish I hadn't done that now, I wish I had saved Carmen for later... but oh well.

Queenie grew up and married Goopy Gilsbaro, just because I thought he'd be fun to play, but I feared he wasn't up to producing the ugly kids for the next generation. Still, I gave Goopy a go at it.

Goopy and Queenie had their first daughter... Claudia, and while Claudia had a small nose, she wasn't quite the Uglacy material I was looking for.

And so I found this, one of Queenie's friends from college... Tang.. and they produced...

Emily Rose. Emily Rose went on to marry the family maid, but if you're thinking that cute male maid Remington... HA!

Meet Blair Uglacy. Interesting, isn't he?