Welcome back to the Uglacy Legacy. This family is on Generation 6 on the countdown to the ugliest sim possible in 10 generations. And here is the notorious Carmen Patch, recently added to the Uglacy clan for her "unique" genetics. Now I've had some fans write in my GB wondering if I would mind if they started their own ugly legacy... of course not! I have no patent on ugly sims. Go for it, I say! And also, some people are very curious about the Uglacy neighborhood, so let me take you on a quick tour first.

Ok, so here is Legacy Lane...only Uglacy people live here. On the left in the white townhouse is Kennedy Cox and Rosemary. In the middle multi-colored house is Robert and his wife Marylena (who I am warning you throws ugly kids!) And the townhouse with a pool belongs to Damien Uglacy and his wife, the former Maid Lucy Hanby. And of course you can spy the famous Uglacy House on the other side of the road, next to Dreama's house. But Dreama's dead now, and some wierdo townie is staying there, who I am going to evict because they are not an Uglacy.

If you look way to the corner, you can see River Water's house on Reject Road.

And here's Uglacyville! The red roofed building with a big parking lot is a Smith's grocery store I downloaded from Sims 2. Some architectural genius did it, but I don't remember who... just search for Smiths. And thanks... whoever :P Sorry, I'm horrible at remembering where I get stuff. Anyway, there's a little Cappucino shop next to it, the rectangular building is my badly built mall, and the Legacy Bar and Grill is across the road. Oh, and that cool little condo on the beach... That's mine, yeah. But wait, thats not all. Let me show you a house of interest!

EL Presidente' Palace... nice pad eh? Ever play Tropico? If so you recognize it. This is where the Simselves family lives... various legacy writers I have downloaded. I set them up in style, but I can't take the credit. It is yet another download from Sims 2. Yet again, I can't remember who, where, or what. Let's get a closer look, shall we?

Of course I gave them a piano. But they sit around and make fun of each other all day. Here Swiffner and Txngrphn have serious issues with Hiddenunderabed's rendition of Beethoven. I'm downloading more simselves to amuse me. I roll aspirations for them because that only seems fair.

Soaking in a hot tub, living in a palace... the life I tell ya. It's the least I could do downloading them into the land of ugly. And JFizzle lives with seven women... I was so tempted to make him a romance sim... hee hee. But nah, I rolled the dice for everyone... I think he's knowledge. Lucked out J. Besides, there's room for only one stud in Uglacyville.

Gage Uglacy... romance sim extrodanaire... he's a hunka, hunk man of burning love.

He wanted me to take this picture for Hiddenunderabed. Just let me know if you change your mind Hidden... he could be all yours. ;)

Were you curious what kind of child Rosemary Uglacy and Kennedy Cox had? Meet Freddy. He's a dork, just like Kennedy. I think his face speaks for itself.

And Damien had twins with Lucy... Wendy and Stormy. Cute, aren't they? But heres the nifty part... Wendy has full nice points and Stormy doesn't have any. They were so cool I just had to mention them. But that's enough with all the spares and neighborhood stuff. Time to rejoin the Uglacy family in action.

First order of business, to try and make Carmen Patch presentable. She likes her new look, and frankly thats one makeover I couldn't make worse. I gave her very long eyelashes and lots of lipgloss to try and distract from her mutated features. I also plucked her unibrow. It had to go.

Don, my grilled-cheese zombie loves the baby, Regan, our 6th generation Uglacy. Even with zero nice points he's still the nicest sim in this house. Sometimes I think the points don't really tell the truth about a sims personality. Don never picks fights and is always smiling and cheerful... or maybe he's just high on cheese. Who knows.

Gage maxes out his logic, but that's not exactly why I have him studying stars... I have seen first hand what aliens do to a legacy family. By golly, I am going to get some of them alien genetics if Gage has to stargaze every frickin, frackin night!

Why won't the aliens take him? Why???

Carmen and Gage's marriage is by all accounts... lukewarm.

Hey I put you two in the hot tub for a reason! They just look awkward and miserable. *sigh*

And Gage is always thinking about other women. Usually legacy writers. He's the biggest perv I've ever had... seriously. Note how he always conveniently has his shirt off when Hiddenunderabed comes around. Gads. Excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with soap now.

And Hiddenunderabed must really like this family, or is amused... because she shows up the most of any simselves I have.

Carmen is a doting mom... too much so in fact.

20th bottle today, at this rate the kid's going to be a butterball and will never get tossed into toddlerhood. But kudos, Carmen. You may be ugly but what a protective mother ape you are.

"So let me get this straight. You actually kiss that freak of a husband of yours?"

"Don't get me started. The guy has nothing going for him. He's a mean neat freak, lazy, ugly... and he wears spandex. Are you sure you don't want to take him off my hands?"

"Yeah, um, I think I'll pass. But give Meadow Thayer a call. I heard she'll take anyone."

A typical Uglacy kicthen. You would think with all those neat points...but no, you have to add in the fact all Uglacies are extremely lazy.

I really wish I could give you something people. Tell you they had great personalities to make up for their appearance... but I got nothing.

It doesn't get scarier than watching Carmen Patch blow out birthday candles.

Seriously. And look at the baby, she's just chillin. Hypnotized by the glowing candles.

Slam that kid into the overhead light Carmen. That's one way to grow up a toddler.

Thats... um

Ok well, she's working on her mother's unibrow. And the blue tux, maybe some gender issues. I want to say something positive...

*crickets chirping* *pin dropping*

I'm claiming writers block on this one. There are just no words to describe this child.

"I am the God of potty training... the ruler of pull-ups!"

Oddly enough, out of nowhere Gage wanted to potty train Regan. He's not even friends with her.

But Gage got his.. muhahaha!

"Hey, what the! Stop this! I know you can!"

And miss the joy of having you probed by beings from beyond and behind (sorry for the pun). Oh no, have a good time, Gage. Hope you brought clean underwear. Oh, and don't get your face close to alien eggs. That can end badly.

That's an odd way to take someone up.

I think we can all guess why Aliens do this... and it ain't pretty.

"Hmmf, I wonder what they're doing to him."

I don't know, but I bet it involves a lot electricity, batteries, and possibly duct tape.